Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Nickelback

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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69

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Benevolent villain.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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