What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Scott

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What will happen when a black person die they die

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Kim Kardashian.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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