What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Hair

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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