Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The geese of Growmore

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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BIG PENIS

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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