- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a horse walks into a barn

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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