why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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