- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's unfortunate.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Hitler

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The WNBA

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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