Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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gays

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A ginger rapping.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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