- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Kim Kardashian.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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