A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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penis

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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knock knock come in

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Benevolent villain.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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balls in ya mouf

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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