Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Myspace

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That's what he said.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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