What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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