What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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im jewish

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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