- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

poop.........

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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