You're so straight!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Chocolate tastes good.

no

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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