What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Hello

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The WNBA.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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hi my name is? joe

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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