Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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fart

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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