1+1= 69

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Aodhan Hearty

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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