What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Ruller

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Women's rights.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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