I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Well, this is fun.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

No joke.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

DERP

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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