What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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