How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Rick Perry.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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