What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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does this look unsure to you?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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No joke.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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