You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Myspace

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Kate

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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knock knock you may come in

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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