How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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I love you very much.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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