Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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I hate you.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Women's rights

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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