Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Obama

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I got shot, you laughed

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Nickelback

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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