A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

black people. that is all...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Is Carly smart? No.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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