What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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