- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why Because

Brett Farve

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Steering Wheel Face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Freedom of Speech

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Turtles

Rick Perry.

Women's rights.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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