Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Kate

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What what In the butt

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