knock knock go away

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Laura Pratz..

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Thumbs this up

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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