A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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