- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's big? Jupiter.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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