A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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