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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Steering Wheel Face.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

I got shot, you laughed

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Women's rights

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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