- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

The government makes a good decision

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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