here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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black people. that is all...

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Religion

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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