what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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blubber vaginass CC

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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make me a sandwich!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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hi bye

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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