If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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chuck norris

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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