A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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apple pie.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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That's unfortunate.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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