- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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gay marriage.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

cheese

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

No joke.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

American healthcare.

hi my name is? joe

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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