Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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