- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A black succeeds

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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