A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Rob Bell

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GooglePlus.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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