What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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poop.........

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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