the cow goes moo

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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