Hello world

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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