What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's 9 +10 19

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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