Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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knock knock go away

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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