What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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potato

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Hello world

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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87

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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