- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

God.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is a dog? Bark

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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