How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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a banana

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's 9 +10 19

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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