What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Women's rights

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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