- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What comes after "Q" R

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Women's rights

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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