A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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The Aristocrats

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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