- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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