how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A black succeeds

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