Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Carlton

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Kate

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

fart

a banana

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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