Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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