What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's 9 +10 19

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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