A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Turtles

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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