Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Lockerbie bombing

Oh...okay, good.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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