A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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no

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A black man killed someone

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Ben is gay

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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