- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock Nobody's home.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

The mets are 3-0 this season

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