Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Potato salad

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

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