- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Anti jokes are funny

I like to eat.

the cow goes moo

why did the chicken cross the road

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man walks into a bar.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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