Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Scott

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Your mom.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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