what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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