How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Scott

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Anti Joke

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