- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did the woman die Because she was old

You.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Knock Knock Come in.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

That's unfortunate.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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