Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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hahaha

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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No.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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