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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

son, you're adopted.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

A baby seal walks in to a club

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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