if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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