Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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