An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Ruller

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's 1+1? 4.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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