- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

i like potatoes

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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