What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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NEVER

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An antijoke

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Anti Joke

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