A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Asians...

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johann grayson being liked

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Turtles

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I like your hair

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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ekoj

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does this look unsure to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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