what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

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