- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Global Warming.

Women's rights

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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