What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Men's rights

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

make me a sandwich!

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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