Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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