i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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mitt romney

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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