Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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I like jokes.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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ASSCHEEKS

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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