A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Nickelback

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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noodles

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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