Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A fish walks into a bar

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

The jets are a good team..

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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