Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Popsicles

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