- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

wanna hear a joke? no

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

a black guy with rights in 1924

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Itookasipasoda

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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