- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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