How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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