- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

So a seal walks into a club...

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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