Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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