Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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