- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I Love Hitler.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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