What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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