- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

live babies

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

I'm Spartacus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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