Women's rights

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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women's rights

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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I love you.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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