A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Knock Knock, Come in.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women rights..

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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