- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

France never surrender.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

I'm Spartacus

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

what's black? a lot of things.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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