- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I'm Spartacus

chuck norris is a little b|tch

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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