Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Ruller

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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