Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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The government makes a good decision

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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cc

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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An antijoke

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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NEVER

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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