- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Female Athletics

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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