Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Five guys one rape.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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