- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Women's Rights...

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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