What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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