- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

chuck norris is a little b|tch

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

mitt romney

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Women's rights.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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