Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Goat balls.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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