- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Your mom.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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