Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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NEVER

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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