What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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I like your hair

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Hair

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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