- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

knock knock you may come in

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Penis.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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