Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Gay rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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