- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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