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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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