What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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1+1= 69

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Women's rights.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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