If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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