What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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Women's rights.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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