Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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