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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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