Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Womens Sports

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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