- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

The economy.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A scottish man having fun

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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