- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

why did the chicken cross the road

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Scott

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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