- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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The joke below me is retarded

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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