- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

hi bye

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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