What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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