99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Women's rights

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Womens Sports

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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