where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Five guys one rape.

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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