a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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