What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Goat balls.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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