- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Rick Perry.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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