Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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