What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Asians...

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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