chuck norris is a little b|tch

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

girls basketball

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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