What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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I like your hair

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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