how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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George W. Bush

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Anti Joke

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