Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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