Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Popsicles

A black man killed someone

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

BIG PENIS

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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