Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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