Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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