A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Oh...okay, good.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Women's Rights...

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