What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

A scottish man having fun

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Liars go to hell! -God

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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