what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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gays

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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