how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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