What didn't last long? You in the bed

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Chuck Norris died.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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