- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Women's Rights

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

French people.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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