What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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live babies

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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