- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Rick Perry.

the cow goes moo

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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