- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

youre gay

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

No.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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