Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A joke

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Womens rights.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

guess what?

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

I like jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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