- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Ben is gay

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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