i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Rick Perry.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Obama

Kenny G

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

tim tebow is a great quarterback

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