3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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live babies

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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who just made fun of katie matt

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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