what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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