Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Your mom.

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Women rights..

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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