- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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