Why Did the throw up He was sick

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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mitt romney

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Popsicles

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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